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I was afraid to take my e

Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolman. "Don't you ever look at the speedometer?" the officer scolded. Before I knew it, the truth spilled from my mouth. "As fast as I was going," I admitted, "I was afraid to take my eyes off the road."

因為旅行推銷員為了謀生需要拜訪盡量多的客戶,所以超速飛車趕場對于他們來說也不是沒有過的事情。有一次我就因為超速度行駛被一個公路巡警攔了下來。“你有沒有看過你的時速表?”那名警官責問。當我的回答一出口,我立刻后悔了,但已經太晚了。“車開得越來越快”,我如實地說,“我的眼睛得一直盯著前面,沒敢看別的”。

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