A guy walks up to a girl in the bar and asks her if she wants to play magic.
She asks, "How so?"
He replies, "We go to my house, we screw and then you disappear!"
you were the only one here with brakes
A truck driver came upon a couple making passionate love in the middle of the road.
He blew his horn, blinked his lights and yet the couple never missed a stroke!
The driver stopped, got out and shouted at them, "Are you crazy, didn’t you here my horn, see my lights, didn’t you know I was coming?"
The horny young man said, "Yes, I knew you were coming! I knew she was coming and I knew I was coming! I also knew you were the only one here with brakes!"
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